Watertown, MA  ·  85 School Street  ·  Est. 1990s

The Kings
&
Queens of
Watertown

Born in a parking lot. Forged at Donohue's.
Retired to The Bucket. Reunited for one night.

The Reunion Album No One Asked For
Debut Album  ·  Greatest Hits
The Kings and Queens of Watertown

Who We Are

We are the old guard. Legends of an ad agency that once lived on School Street in Watertown, Massachusetts. We made ads. We made friends. We probably made a few enemies. We even won a few Hatch bowls — not as many as Arnold (who swept every damn year with those VW ads) and not as many as Hill Holliday. But what we lacked in hardware, we made up for in heart. And Budweiser. And softball. And a very, very, very old donut. And more Budweiser.

"There was no I in 'TEAM' but there is one in 'I am too hungover to make it out of my car so I'll be asleep in the parking lot trying not to puke, if you need me.'"

We grew. We held elections for King and Queen of the Basement. We played softball and drank too many beers at The Bucket after every game. A few of us are still at A&G. Some are still in Massachusetts. Some moved across the country. Some made smarter decisions and moved to Canada, Australia, and France (well played).

Was this album written to celebrate the stupidity of those days? Uhm... sure. Yes. It's definitely not because someone was bored and discovered writing lyrics was fun and Suno was even more fun.


Greatest Hits


    The Band

    Founders, weirdos, and everything in between. All of them, somehow, still here.


    Invited

    Everyone is invited.
    Well... Almost everyone.

    You'll find out more when the music plays at Donohue's.

    Reunion Tour—One Night Only

    March 21
    5:00 PM – ???
    Donohue's Bar and Grill
    Watertown, Massachusetts
    One night  ·  All of us  ·  No excuses

    Drink. Reminisce. Dance. On second thought, don't dance. But definitely have a drink. Unless you don't anymore. After all, we are pretty damn old.